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Does this have anything to do with the 2007 Thirty Day Challenge? -

Not really - although at various times I do find myself getting frustrated and wanting to cuss. I’m doing the work at home - sometimes when the kids are still up, so I did a little research at wikiquote.org and compiled a short list of my family friendly favorites…just in case

I like the SpongeBob philosophy on cuss words:

–They’re fine sentence enhancers. But, use cautiously. At least I can say most of these in front of my kids…

• “Oh, Barnacles,”
• “Barnacle head,”
• “Dirty Barnacles,”
• “Tartar Sauce,”
• “Aw, Tartar Sauce,”
• “Holy Shrimp,”
• “Holy Guacamole,”
• “Krabby Patty,”
• “Fish Paste,”
• “Holy Fish Paste,”
• “You senile bag of fish paste,”
• “Mother of Pearl,”
• “What the halibut?”
• “What the devilfish?”
• “Prince of Neptune,”
• “POOP - People Order Our Patties,”
• “Picklefishlips,”

Some choice insults:

• “If I knew that guy, I’d have a few choice words for him. Like ‘You’, and ‘are’, and ‘a jerk’!”
• “Shut your half-wit pieholes!”
• SpongeBob (imitating Squidward): “Everyone’s an idiot except for me.”
• “Thanks but no thanks Major Stupidity. You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me!”
• “You guys are lame…you’re nerds, geeks, creeps, and babies!”
• “You pretentious little insignificant artist. Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan’s waste.”

About Money and Time Management

• “Time is money, and if you boys is wasting time, then you’re wasting money!…And that’s just SICK!”
• (doing a crossword puzzle) “Let’s see…a five-letter word for ‘happiness’…’Money’.”

Sarcasm:

• “And maybe scallops’ll fly out of me pants!”

I hope these give you a good laugh, who knows - maybe you’ll find yourself using a few…

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